Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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