Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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