come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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