...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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