i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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