I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Farmville is her only friend.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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