he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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