shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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