YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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