So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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