I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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