just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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