What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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