Do vagina's smell?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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