operation harelip BJ is a go
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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