Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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