Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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