In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
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Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
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