There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Randomize
