i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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