There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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