I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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