butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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