just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
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They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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