You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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