we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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