we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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