just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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