whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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