I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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