TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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