I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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