Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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