That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
