Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
she looked like the before picture.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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