Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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