Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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