just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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