apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
then he tried to convert me to islam
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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