I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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