i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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