when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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