I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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