therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
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Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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