How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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