I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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