I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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