Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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