i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Watching her eat just hurts me
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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