I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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