the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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