I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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