What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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