I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Lo siento on account of my penis...