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(207): View more from Maine

I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers

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(661): View more from California

so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.

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(419): View more from Ohio

This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?

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(650): View more from California

We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.

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(714): View more from California

drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.

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(503): View more from Oregon

i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text

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(713): View more from Texas

Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.

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(239): View more from Florida

My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"

(925): View more from California

Best wishes.

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