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• (313): View more from Michigan

  so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)

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  How many people did you send this to?

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.

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• (916): View more from California

  I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night

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  Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.

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• (432): View more from Texas

  I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.

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