So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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